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Oct. 4th, 2015 12:16 pm
headjacked: ([j_1010])
[personal profile] headjacked
Heyyyyyyyy, kiddo, you've reached me. Me who is Rhys. Anyway, not sure why you're trying to get in contact with the king of the dweebs, but I'm sure you've got your reasons. Reasons you should probably re-examine. I'm just sayin'.

Last chance to back out.

No?

Don't say I didn't warn ya.

firefox is a butt

Date: 2017-10-11 02:13 am (UTC)
swatsflies: <user name="aswang"> (They're Grrrrrrreat!)
From: [personal profile] swatsflies
Oh man. I hope he doesn't describe it.

[ No one needs that kind of lesson ]

<font face="Courier>Videos are even better. Easier to sneak. How in trouble would I be in if I asked Angel when the date is?</font>

day 295; action;

Date: 2017-10-28 08:31 pm (UTC)
phaseshifter: ((ʘ。ʘ))
From: [personal profile] phaseshifter
[ Continued from here! ]

What the fuck.

[ Angel has become more forthcoming with The Eff in recent years. Just a bit, mind. You have to deploy your F-bombs with care if you want them to remain effective.

Now, however, is definitely a moment for the most strangled and gobsmacked of fucks.
]

Is that - are you - is - what the fuck, Rhys!

[ Maybe TWO fucks. ]

Date: 2017-10-28 09:09 pm (UTC)
phaseshifter: (XO)
From: [personal profile] phaseshifter
RHYS!

[ You're not getting away that easily, buddy. Pal. Fwiend. Angel hurtles after him immediately, everything pillow-related utterly forgotten.

WHAT THE FUCK, RHYS.
]

GET BACK HERE, ASSHOLE!

Date: 2017-10-28 09:19 pm (UTC)
phaseshifter: ((◣_◢))
From: [personal profile] phaseshifter
[ And it does. Angel grabs for the back of his jacket as she reaches him, panting more because of shock than any kind of exertion. ]

What. The fuck. Rhys.

[ She may have forgotten how to say anything else. GIVE HER A MINUTE. ]

Date: 2017-10-28 09:31 pm (UTC)
phaseshifter: (>:OOOOOO)
From: [personal profile] phaseshifter
I'll take shitty answers at this point!

[ Seeing him cowering like that sparks the almnost irresistable urge to boot him. Possibly in the face. With Jack freshly on her mind, though, she manages to settle for just shaking his shoulder.

Roughly. I mean, she mad.
]

Just - why?

Date: 2017-10-28 09:42 pm (UTC)
phaseshifter: (୧(๑•̀ᗝ•́)૭)
From: [personal profile] phaseshifter
Oh, so you thought you'd just take the choice away from me? You thought that was okay?

Who else knows. Who else has been keeping this from me. And don't lie, because I'll know! You know I'll know.

[ She shoves at him a bit to punctuate her sentence, but it's pretty pappy. GRR. ]

Date: 2017-10-28 10:20 pm (UTC)
phaseshifter: ((( ͠° ͟ ͟ʖ ͡° )))
From: [personal profile] phaseshifter
Excuse me? Just because - you - he's my--

[ Yeah, she's. Not going to finish that sentence. She's angry at herself for even spitting out that much of it, which just means it gets added to her massive list of things to be angry about.

She's also angry at Rhys. And at Jack. And at Norfinbury. And for the way the years have turned them into this.
]

Fine. Maybe I will go away. I'll leave you alone with your secrets and all the mind-numbing substances you can find and I'll go somewhere that I can out-hermit Beckett. Satisfied?

Date: 2017-10-28 10:41 pm (UTC)
phaseshifter: ((ᗒᗩᗕ)՞)
From: [personal profile] phaseshifter
[ Oh HELL no. That stings enough for tears to prick at her eyes after Rhys slams the door. Huge, I-am-about-to-start-sobbing-grossly tears.

SHE'S SUPER MAD ABOUT THAT TOO.
]

Okay! See you never, asshole! Unless - unless I freaking die out there, because then I'm sure you'll come get me so that you can carry - carry my useless fucking corpse around for a few years!

[ TIME TO GO GATHER HER SHIT SO SHE CAN FLOUNCE AND NOT CRY, AT ALL, EVER ]

Date: 2017-10-28 11:00 pm (UTC)
phaseshifter: (౦ ‸ ౦)
From: [personal profile] phaseshifter
[ It's not as hard to make out if you're hoping to hear it. She takes a few seconds to wipe her eyes on her gross tattered sleeve before padding back towards the bathroom door.

Knock knock.
]

Lemme in.

Date: 2017-10-28 11:11 pm (UTC)
phaseshifter: ((꒪⌓꒪))
From: [personal profile] phaseshifter
[ Okiedokie. Angel creeps inside - she's not sure why she's being so quiet, but it feels necessary - and hesitates briefly before plonking her butt down next to Rhys'. Close enough for cuddles, if he wants.

She's far too busy picking at the tatters of her sweater to initiate, though. Fortunately, she can still use her words. Woo.
]

I do love you, you know.

Date: 2017-10-28 11:27 pm (UTC)
phaseshifter: ((≖u≖﹆))
From: [personal profile] phaseshifter
Because you're a dum-dum.

[ The unsqueezed hand delivers a gentle tap to Rhys' head. Bonk. ]

Next time you have a life-altering decision to make, discuss it with Beckett. Or Alfie. Or just hide the evidence in your shorts, nobody would accidentally find it there.

[ HA. On the subject of the evidence, though... ]

Is it... is he broken?

Date: 2017-10-28 11:42 pm (UTC)
phaseshifter: (UnU)
From: [personal profile] phaseshifter
Ugh, don't. Don't do it. He hasn't seen us for years, can you imagine? We look almost as old as he did. He'd love it.

[ There's mild fondness there, and - shockingly - it's a little infuriating. Fucking Jack. Stupid asshole father. UGH. ]

Iunno who he'd laugh harder at.

Date: 2017-10-29 12:01 am (UTC)
phaseshifter: ((✿˵•́ u •̀˵))
From: [personal profile] phaseshifter
It'd be more bad than good.

[ Probably. Maybe.

It's kind of a struggle to imagine how Jack could make anything worse these days, honestly.
]

It's your choice. I suppose you could just yank him back out if necessary.