Ok, let me get this str8. He 8n't got Jack's hot 8od. Or his face. And he is a different size. 8ut he 8n't fake? WOW I sure am the most convinced right now! That sounds like a 100% legit for real Handsome Jack. Swoon! I am so un8elieva8ly jealous. I have 8een schoolfed at this planet's most eclusive jelly school. I am a jelly little h8ter girl.
![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
branchandroot
no subject
Date: 2016-03-05 11:11 pm (UTC)He 8n't got Jack's hot 8od. Or his face. And he is a different size. 8ut he 8n't fake?
WOW I sure am the most convinced right now! That sounds like a 100% legit for real Handsome Jack. Swoon! I am so un8elieva8ly jealous. I have 8een schoolfed at this planet's most eclusive jelly school. I am a jelly little h8ter girl.
(Earth human sarcasm)