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[headjacked]

Heyyyyyyyy, kiddo, you've reached me. Me who is Rhys. Anyway, not sure why you're trying to get in contact with the king of the dweebs, but I'm sure you've got your reasons. Reasons you should probably re-examine. I'm just sayin'.

Last chance to back out.

No?

Don't say I didn't warn ya.

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[phaseshifter]

[ There's a short delay. Still longer than it should be, though.

And then -- ]

We had a FIGHT??

[ B U S T E D ]

[headjacked]

What um

[ fckk ]

No??? I wouldn't have called that a fight more like a minor tussle at worst. You were just mildly ornery

Whoever called it a fight is being overdramatic

[phaseshifter]

John told me and he's about as dramatic as a thick knitted cardigan.

In beige.

[ Tell her she's wrong, I dare you ]

[headjacked]

Okay that is one hundred percent true

But only that and he's more egg white than beige but hey getting off topic

He made some assumptions that were completely wrong

[phaseshifter]

Assumptions like...?
(I'm doing the other face)
(The one that I copied off Beckett)
(You can also imagine that I have the accent if you like as long as I get effing answers)

[headjacked]

Assumptions like

How if a guy has several inches of glass in his kidneys he was definitely stabbed by a two foot tall gremlin girl

No other possible way to interpret that nope none at all

[phaseshifter]

oh fuck

 

 

How the heck did that happen if
That

are you okay?

[ BECAUSE HEY THAT DOESN'T SOUND OKAY EVEN A LITTLE ]

[headjacked]

I fell

[ Yes... ]

with all my body weight. That drove it crazy deep into said kidneys or maybe my spleen. Nothing super important I guess since John was able to patch me up. I’m okay. It wasn’t as bad as it sounds or felt.

[ Baby lies! ]

[phaseshifter]

Dude I have seen people get stabbed in a LOT of places and it's basically always a huge deal
It was *my* glass, right? The one that isn't in my bag any more??
How the eff did you fall on it

[ because it must have been out of the bag

right

so ]

[headjacked]

I remember you were trying to get away
I grabbed your bag to stop you? God dumb of me. Must have maybe jostled it out when I pulled it off your shoulder.

That or your left it out but you’re not careless. So it was my stupid clumsy fever faced fault.

[phaseshifter]

[ Okay that. Sounds sort of solid? She can't really imagine how he got the glass to fall out, but. It's Rhys. His clumsiness doesn't obey the rules of mere mortals.

Mmmmmmhhhhh. ]

So does John think I stabbed you? It must have gone in pretty far if he does
How bad IS it
Really
Can you travel?

[headjacked]

Movement isn’t super great but I think I could manage if I needed to.

He had a needle and thread. My organs aren’t gonna fall out if I stand

[phaseshifter]

Oh, so you can make it here? Sweet.
I have to wait here for Quark to wake up, so if you want to head out this way we'll be together again in a couple of days or so! I'm at the creepy cult funeral home. :)

[ JOHN HAS BEEN TATTLING AGAIN REES ]

[headjacked]

Are you testing me

[phaseshifter]

Kinda. John's tattling on you. Stretchers were mentioned. :|||
I really do have to stick around for Quark, though :P As long as you'll be alright without me!!