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headjackedHeyyyyyyyy, kiddo, you've reached me. Me who is Rhys. Anyway, not sure why you're trying to get in contact with the king of the dweebs, but I'm sure you've got your reasons. Reasons you should probably re-examine. I'm just sayin'.
Last chance to back out.
No?
Don't say I didn't warn ya.
Last chance to back out.
No?
Don't say I didn't warn ya.
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Date: 2018-07-02 09:45 pm (UTC)Or actually really I'm sorry. I should've known better after the first time
But hey! I didn't break any ribs. Silver lining. Just left the bunker for awhile to rest.
[ hahahhUhhhhn ]
B&E are
Probably less than fine
You sent them messages too right?
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Date: 2018-07-02 09:50 pm (UTC)I think? Maybe it was apparent the day after the pillow fight??
Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhggghhhhh this is the worst
And I'm in the middle of sending out grovelling apologies yes
Are they still in the bunker, though? Since they're not with you? Is that really wise??
I'm going to have to fuss aren't I this is awful ;C
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Date: 2018-07-02 09:58 pm (UTC)They stayed, I left with John. You know
Answers and stuff
I'm not so far so it's okay. I'm okay. I promise
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Date: 2018-07-02 10:04 pm (UTC)And then -- ]
We had a FIGHT??
[ B U S T E D ]
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Date: 2018-07-02 10:08 pm (UTC)[ fckk ]
No??? I wouldn't have called that a fight more like a minor tussle at worst. You were just mildly ornery
Whoever called it a fight is being overdramatic
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Date: 2018-07-02 10:12 pm (UTC)In beige.
[ Tell her she's wrong, I dare you ]
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Date: 2018-07-02 10:15 pm (UTC)But only that and he's more egg white than beige but hey getting off topic
He made some assumptions that were completely wrong
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Date: 2018-07-02 10:19 pm (UTC)(I'm doing the other face)
(The one that I copied off Beckett)
(You can also imagine that I have the accent if you like as long as I get effing answers)
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Date: 2018-07-02 10:36 pm (UTC)How if a guy has several inches of glass in his kidneys he was definitely stabbed by a two foot tall gremlin girl
No other possible way to interpret that nope none at all
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Date: 2018-07-02 10:41 pm (UTC)How the heck did that happen if
That
are you okay?
[ BECAUSE HEY THAT DOESN'T SOUND OKAY EVEN A LITTLE ]
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Date: 2018-07-02 10:47 pm (UTC)[ Yes... ]
with all my body weight. That drove it crazy deep into said kidneys or maybe my spleen. Nothing super important I guess since John was able to patch me up. I’m okay. It wasn’t as bad as it sounds or felt.
[ Baby lies! ]
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Date: 2018-07-02 10:51 pm (UTC)It was *my* glass, right? The one that isn't in my bag any more??
How the eff did you fall on it
[ because it must have been out of the bag
right
so ]
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Date: 2018-07-02 11:03 pm (UTC)I grabbed your bag to stop you? God dumb of me. Must have maybe jostled it out when I pulled it off your shoulder.
That or your left it out but you’re not careless. So it was my stupid clumsy fever faced fault.
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Date: 2018-07-02 11:07 pm (UTC)Mmmmmmhhhhh. ]
So does John think I stabbed you? It must have gone in pretty far if he does
How bad IS it
Really
Can you travel?
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Date: 2018-07-02 11:13 pm (UTC)He had a needle and thread. My organs aren’t gonna fall out if I stand
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Date: 2018-07-02 11:17 pm (UTC)I have to wait here for Quark to wake up, so if you want to head out this way we'll be together again in a couple of days or so! I'm at the creepy cult funeral home. :)
[ JOHN HAS BEEN TATTLING AGAIN REES ]
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Date: 2018-07-03 04:48 pm (UTC)Are you testing me
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Date: 2018-07-03 04:57 pm (UTC)I really do have to stick around for Quark, though :P As long as you'll be alright without me!!