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[headjacked]

Heyyyyyyyy, kiddo, you've reached me. Me who is Rhys. Anyway, not sure why you're trying to get in contact with the king of the dweebs, but I'm sure you've got your reasons. Reasons you should probably re-examine. I'm just sayin'.

Last chance to back out.

No?

Don't say I didn't warn ya.

Comments

[fairygodtroll]

Ok, let me get this str8.
He 8n't got Jack's hot 8od. Or his face. And he is a different size. 8ut he 8n't fake?
WOW I sure am the most convinced right now! That sounds like a 100% legit for real Handsome Jack. Swoon! I am so un8elieva8ly jealous. I have 8een schoolfed at this planet's most eclusive jelly school. I am a jelly little h8ter girl.



(Earth human sarcasm)

[headjacked]

Whatever, crazy twelve year old. He's doing a he'll of a lot better than the other Jack, so mock all you want.

[fairygodtroll]

Six and a half!!!!!!!!
And ymmv, 8ro. I say a Jack without the face 8n't doing so hot!
(Lol. Get it? 8ecause it is an incredi8ly hot face!)
So I'm pretty sure I now which one's doing 8etter.

[headjacked]

The other one isn't getting his faced kicked in regularly. Sooooooo your "knowledge" is shit.

It's you and him vs. Norfinbury. I'm putting my money on Norfinbury.

[fairygodtroll]

Only 8ecause "the other one" (lol even you call it that) don't have a face! If it DID it would 8e pretty thoroughly kicked, I 8et.
You know! What with how every8ody is mad as hell at you right now. Looks more like it is YOU versus Norfin8ury to me, 8ruh. I am just a sweet innocent kid. Lol.
(Man. That is why you humans are so gr8! You assume that ALL species' wigglers are as weak and as dum8 and as useless as your own. It is pretty adora8le. I have more irons in the fire than any8ody around this shithive can even COUNT!)