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[headjacked]

Heyyyyyyyy, kiddo, you've reached me. Me who is Rhys. Anyway, not sure why you're trying to get in contact with the king of the dweebs, but I'm sure you've got your reasons. Reasons you should probably re-examine. I'm just sayin'.

Last chance to back out.

No?

Don't say I didn't warn ya.

Comments

[harlequinofhate]

Yeah

How did you hack the server? And what, precisely, did our hostess do when you did?

Details, man!

[powersouls]

[She hesitates for a moment, mulling this over. It's true, she has no real frame of reference for this, except, well... Sephiroth controlling Cloud. Which is a great thought.]

I trust you.

[And Angel, of course. She's taking their word on it. Even if this AI was hostile, she would want to find a way to help him. Poor life choices, possibly.]

How did he get inside your head in the first place?

[0thingsonmymind]

what isit
then
?

day 94; @arachnidsGrip; text;

[fairygodtroll]

Soooooooo. You got a fakey-fake fakeJack in your sponge, huh. Just tucked away amongst all the other shit festering away in your thinkpan. Hanging out. 8eing almost 8ut not quite Handsome Jack. 8ad 8r8k, kiddo.

 

 

 

Is he hot?

[headjacked]

First of all, he isn't fake. The only thing he lacks is a body. Otherwise he's the same as the other Jack.

Just bigger. And his face is




Different.

[fairygodtroll]

Ok, let me get this str8.
He 8n't got Jack's hot 8od. Or his face. And he is a different size. 8ut he 8n't fake?
WOW I sure am the most convinced right now! That sounds like a 100% legit for real Handsome Jack. Swoon! I am so un8elieva8ly jealous. I have 8een schoolfed at this planet's most eclusive jelly school. I am a jelly little h8ter girl.



(Earth human sarcasm)

[headjacked]

Whatever, crazy twelve year old. He's doing a he'll of a lot better than the other Jack, so mock all you want.

[fairygodtroll]

Six and a half!!!!!!!!
And ymmv, 8ro. I say a Jack without the face 8n't doing so hot!
(Lol. Get it? 8ecause it is an incredi8ly hot face!)
So I'm pretty sure I now which one's doing 8etter.

[headjacked]

I don't know, he's...? His own?? Guy???

Handsome Jack but different. Sorta.

[headjacked]

[ ..."I trust you." OW. That means Tifa deserves better ]

Okay, truthfully? He's not a vanity program. Or an It. And I got him because I was trying to... bypass security using some other guy's credentials. This Other Guy had the AI in his ID drive. The thingy I jammed into my head.

[headjacked]

The other one isn't getting his faced kicked in regularly. Sooooooo your "knowledge" is shit.

It's you and him vs. Norfinbury. I'm putting my money on Norfinbury.

[powersouls]

[The port in his head is still super weird to her, honestly, and it's yet another thing she has no frame of reference for.]

We don't really... have anything like this where I'm from. What exactly is a vanity program? And if he isn't a vanity program, what is he?

[0thingsonmymind]

if heis his own heis
other

@Spoiler ; voice ; Day 94

[spoileralert]

[ She's not quite brave enough to use video for this. ]

I'm sorry. I wasn't trying to smear you, I was trying to figure out what happened and where everybody stood. I should have done that in private. It was a stupid, mean mistake.

[fairygodtroll]

Only 8ecause "the other one" (lol even you call it that) don't have a face! If it DID it would 8e pretty thoroughly kicked, I 8et.
You know! What with how every8ody is mad as hell at you right now. Looks more like it is YOU versus Norfin8ury to me, 8ruh. I am just a sweet innocent kid. Lol.
(Man. That is why you humans are so gr8! You assume that ALL species' wigglers are as weak and as dum8 and as useless as your own. It is pretty adora8le. I have more irons in the fire than any8ody around this shithive can even COUNT!)

[headjacked]

[ The response is a wee bit delayed. ]

Yeah. But hey, you're apologizing, so that means something. A lot, actually.

Thanks.

Day 95; hotstud_xxx; text

[rubikscomplex]

tell angel i've been harassing you again about my meds
or i've been blackmailing you again or something




no wait
tell the batdog
or anyone else you think might beat me up for it

@ADMIN; visible to House and Rhys but no one else

[snowblindmods]

I believe it is important that I make you aware we can read private messages.

[rubikscomplex]

i'm not usually about kinkshaming, dude
but dude
can you get your voyeur boner out of everyone's faces?
heads up i can just actively antagonize people anyway
i was going to play nice
but
well

[snowblindmods]

[No response.]

[rubikscomplex]

thanks for letting us know about the friends, though, buddy
we'll keep a better eye out for you guys

[spoileralert]

Guess I'm a pretty shitty friend, huh?

[headjacked]

I'm sure you have other people you can bother, House.

[rubikscomplex]

sure
but you're easy
clearly, the admin doesn't think i'm trying hard enough
later, rhysie

[headjacked]

I agree with her. You couldn't get anything out of me, and I'm "easy".

Whatever, Greg.